| | Got this in an e-mail, and I thought it was funny. Just lil' sayings 'n' things for women.
BEHIND
EVERY
SUCCESSFUL
WOMAN
IS
HERSELF
A WOMAN IS
LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU
DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS
UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT
WATER
I HAVE YET
TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR
ADVICE ON HOW
TO
COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A
CAREER
COFFEE,
CHOCOLATE,
MEN.
SOME
THINGS ARE JUST BETTER
RICH
I'M OUT OF
ESTROGEN
AND I
HAVE A GUN
WARNING: I
HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I
KNOW HOW
TO USE
IT
OF COURSE I
DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID
IT RIGHT
THE
FIRST TIME
DO NOT
START WITH ME.
YOU
WILL
NOT
WIN
ALL
STRESSED OUT
AND NO
ONE
TO
CHOKE
And
last but not least:
IF
YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP
IN THE KITCHEN
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